Post by Katana on Apr 17, 2004 6:18:27 GMT -5
Um...this is part of my uploaded fanfic. I appologize in advance to anyone that pukes in disgust.
There was soon an influx of people coming. Most people brought the normal sort of thing (sometimes nothing), but some of the inhuman ones had other plans. The normal person would expect chips and dip, but as already mentioned, Inuyasha came with ramen. Hiei somehow got his hands on fifteen gallons of ice cream…or sweet snow, as he called it. Did he steal? Who knows, but the strangest of all was Kinryou. She brought something raw. Perhaps if she had bothered to put it in an oven, it could’ve been normal, but no…she insisted that it tasted better uncooked.
“So…what is your favorite food anyway?” Inuyasha, who had yet to see what she had brought, asked.
“I’ll give you a hint. It’s raw, and-”<br>
“Lemme guess. It’s rare meat!” the hanyou cut her off.
“Nope! Guess again!” she taunted.
“Um…”
“Raw cookie dough!” she grinned, revealing her goodies.
“Wha?” Just about everyone nearby fell over anime-style.
“It’s sooooo good!”<br>
“Don’t you want to cook it? I mean, sometimes people get salmonella from that sort of thing,” Kagome asked.
“Nope! It’s WAY better uncooked!” Kinryou argued.
Hiei took a small chunk. “It’s not bad, but I much prefer sweet snow.”<br>
“Are you crazy?! Cookie dough is a million times better than ice cream!”<br>
“No, and it’s sweet snow!”<br>
“You’re wrong! And it’s ice cream!”<br>
“No you’re wrong! It’s sweet snow!”<br>
“Ice cream!”<br>
“Sweet snow!”<br>
“Ice cream!”<br>
“Sweet snow!”<br>
“Ice cream!”<br>
“Sweet snow!”<br>
“Sweet snow!”<br>
“Ice cream-wait…”
“HA! You cannot deny that I’m right!” Kinryou shouted triumphantly.
“You said sweet snow first!” Hiei debated.
“No…you must be hearing things…” she gave him an odd look.
Within seconds, there were three things to do: one; watch Kinryou and Hiei duke it out in a dust cloud fight. Number two; watch Kohaku and Souta play the PS2. Some tried to challenge either of them but were beaten in under a minute. Number three; pig out on the snacks (except all the ice cream, which Hiei claimed) and hope that neither of the dust cloud fighters were angered by people trying to sneak bits of their favorite foods. There were, however, two people missing out on the action. Yusuke and Keiko had disappeared.
Eventually, the two childish fighters had a truce, and Kinryou walked up to Kagome. “Hey, Kagome-san, would you mind showing me your…um…garage?”<br>
“Why would you want to see that?” she asked in a perplexed tone.
“Um…I don’t know. I just need to get out of all this space, but I heard that it’s gonna rain, so could you just show me around there?”<br>
“Um…why not?” And so, Kagome showed off her parent’s Ferrari and Toyota. Kinryou stopped at a strange box.
“What’s that?”<br>
“Oh. That turns on the sprinklers. You know, to water the lawn?”
“Yes. I’m feeling a lot better now, so if you want me to go back inside, I’m ready.”<br>
As they entered, Kinryou grabbed hold of Hiei. “We are going into the garage.”
Hiei gave her a strange look. “Why?”<br>
Kinryou flashed a mischievous sneer. “Oh, my three-eyed friend…you shall soon see…”
Now, I’m sure that some of you have wondered where Keiko and Yusuke ran off? Simple. Everyone knows that couples like their private time. Yusuke used a similar lame excuse to Kinryou’s. He and Keiko ran of to have a little romantic moment…or at least, that’s for what he hoped. It’s also what he got.
“Yusuke…I didn’t think that I’d ever see you again…”
“Keiko, remember at the Ankoku tournament, I promised that I wouldn’t die. I’m not leaving you.”<br>
“Yusuke!” She hugged the spirit detective.
That was when it really began to heat up. Within moments, it was kissing…deep kissing. They seemed to be in their own little world. They didn’t seem to notice as little wet specks came flying at them. They were too passionate to let rain ruin their moment. They were oblivious to soft snickering on the roof. This lasted for ten minutes until…<br>
*SPLASH!!*
They were doused with icy water. The two whirled around to see Kinryou and Hiei both in hysterical fits of laughter, especially the dragoness.
“Muahahahahah! That was priceless!” she cackled.
“Really *giggle* I wonder how long it took them to notice that!”<br>
“KINRYOU!! HIEI!!”
Kinryou glanced at a stopwatch. “Exactly 15.8 seconds.”<br>
Yusuke continued to glower at them. “YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!”<br>
The two looked at each other. “Run.”<br>
“What in Ningenkai are they doing?” Sesshoumaru wondered aloud upon seeing a seemingly rabid Yusuke chase an ecstatic kokuryu and half-fire apparition, half-koorime. He simply smiled. ‘She’s finally showing her true colors. Not quite what I expected when I first met her, but she is great in her own strange way. If she was a little more innocent, I would perhaps return to my first belief of her being Rin’s reincarnation. I should thank that Hiei some day. He finally set her soul free from its twelve years of imprisonment.’<br>
“Are you thinking of her?” Kikyou asked as she approached the musing Taiyoukai.
“Hmm?”<br>
“I mean Rin-chan. That dragon reminds you of her, doesn’t she?”<br>
He looked at her. “What gave you that idea, ningen?”<br>
“I just have a feeling.”<br>
“Yes, somehow, I see Rin in her. I don’t know how…it’s merely a strange thought.”<br>
“You missed her and watched out for Kinryou, didn’t you?”<br>
Sesshoumaru gave her a hard stare. “Why would I miss a human? I just knew that Kinryou would make an excellent fighter and a formidable ally.”<br>
“Is that all?”<br>
“…Yes. You can leave now.”<br>
Kikyou looked at him from the corner of her eye. ‘After those many times that you rambled on about how human emotions are weak, you seem to possess so many of them…’<br>
Meanwhile…<br>
“d**NIT YOU TWO!! YOU’RE GONNA BE SMOOSHED ON THE SIDEWALK WHEN I’M DONE BASHING YOUR FACES!!!” Yusuke shouted.
There was soon an influx of people coming. Most people brought the normal sort of thing (sometimes nothing), but some of the inhuman ones had other plans. The normal person would expect chips and dip, but as already mentioned, Inuyasha came with ramen. Hiei somehow got his hands on fifteen gallons of ice cream…or sweet snow, as he called it. Did he steal? Who knows, but the strangest of all was Kinryou. She brought something raw. Perhaps if she had bothered to put it in an oven, it could’ve been normal, but no…she insisted that it tasted better uncooked.
“So…what is your favorite food anyway?” Inuyasha, who had yet to see what she had brought, asked.
“I’ll give you a hint. It’s raw, and-”<br>
“Lemme guess. It’s rare meat!” the hanyou cut her off.
“Nope! Guess again!” she taunted.
“Um…”
“Raw cookie dough!” she grinned, revealing her goodies.
“Wha?” Just about everyone nearby fell over anime-style.
“It’s sooooo good!”<br>
“Don’t you want to cook it? I mean, sometimes people get salmonella from that sort of thing,” Kagome asked.
“Nope! It’s WAY better uncooked!” Kinryou argued.
Hiei took a small chunk. “It’s not bad, but I much prefer sweet snow.”<br>
“Are you crazy?! Cookie dough is a million times better than ice cream!”<br>
“No, and it’s sweet snow!”<br>
“You’re wrong! And it’s ice cream!”<br>
“No you’re wrong! It’s sweet snow!”<br>
“Ice cream!”<br>
“Sweet snow!”<br>
“Ice cream!”<br>
“Sweet snow!”<br>
“Ice cream!”<br>
“Sweet snow!”<br>
“Sweet snow!”<br>
“Ice cream-wait…”
“HA! You cannot deny that I’m right!” Kinryou shouted triumphantly.
“You said sweet snow first!” Hiei debated.
“No…you must be hearing things…” she gave him an odd look.
Within seconds, there were three things to do: one; watch Kinryou and Hiei duke it out in a dust cloud fight. Number two; watch Kohaku and Souta play the PS2. Some tried to challenge either of them but were beaten in under a minute. Number three; pig out on the snacks (except all the ice cream, which Hiei claimed) and hope that neither of the dust cloud fighters were angered by people trying to sneak bits of their favorite foods. There were, however, two people missing out on the action. Yusuke and Keiko had disappeared.
Eventually, the two childish fighters had a truce, and Kinryou walked up to Kagome. “Hey, Kagome-san, would you mind showing me your…um…garage?”<br>
“Why would you want to see that?” she asked in a perplexed tone.
“Um…I don’t know. I just need to get out of all this space, but I heard that it’s gonna rain, so could you just show me around there?”<br>
“Um…why not?” And so, Kagome showed off her parent’s Ferrari and Toyota. Kinryou stopped at a strange box.
“What’s that?”<br>
“Oh. That turns on the sprinklers. You know, to water the lawn?”
“Yes. I’m feeling a lot better now, so if you want me to go back inside, I’m ready.”<br>
As they entered, Kinryou grabbed hold of Hiei. “We are going into the garage.”
Hiei gave her a strange look. “Why?”<br>
Kinryou flashed a mischievous sneer. “Oh, my three-eyed friend…you shall soon see…”
Now, I’m sure that some of you have wondered where Keiko and Yusuke ran off? Simple. Everyone knows that couples like their private time. Yusuke used a similar lame excuse to Kinryou’s. He and Keiko ran of to have a little romantic moment…or at least, that’s for what he hoped. It’s also what he got.
“Yusuke…I didn’t think that I’d ever see you again…”
“Keiko, remember at the Ankoku tournament, I promised that I wouldn’t die. I’m not leaving you.”<br>
“Yusuke!” She hugged the spirit detective.
That was when it really began to heat up. Within moments, it was kissing…deep kissing. They seemed to be in their own little world. They didn’t seem to notice as little wet specks came flying at them. They were too passionate to let rain ruin their moment. They were oblivious to soft snickering on the roof. This lasted for ten minutes until…<br>
*SPLASH!!*
They were doused with icy water. The two whirled around to see Kinryou and Hiei both in hysterical fits of laughter, especially the dragoness.
“Muahahahahah! That was priceless!” she cackled.
“Really *giggle* I wonder how long it took them to notice that!”<br>
“KINRYOU!! HIEI!!”
Kinryou glanced at a stopwatch. “Exactly 15.8 seconds.”<br>
Yusuke continued to glower at them. “YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!”<br>
The two looked at each other. “Run.”<br>
“What in Ningenkai are they doing?” Sesshoumaru wondered aloud upon seeing a seemingly rabid Yusuke chase an ecstatic kokuryu and half-fire apparition, half-koorime. He simply smiled. ‘She’s finally showing her true colors. Not quite what I expected when I first met her, but she is great in her own strange way. If she was a little more innocent, I would perhaps return to my first belief of her being Rin’s reincarnation. I should thank that Hiei some day. He finally set her soul free from its twelve years of imprisonment.’<br>
“Are you thinking of her?” Kikyou asked as she approached the musing Taiyoukai.
“Hmm?”<br>
“I mean Rin-chan. That dragon reminds you of her, doesn’t she?”<br>
He looked at her. “What gave you that idea, ningen?”<br>
“I just have a feeling.”<br>
“Yes, somehow, I see Rin in her. I don’t know how…it’s merely a strange thought.”<br>
“You missed her and watched out for Kinryou, didn’t you?”<br>
Sesshoumaru gave her a hard stare. “Why would I miss a human? I just knew that Kinryou would make an excellent fighter and a formidable ally.”<br>
“Is that all?”<br>
“…Yes. You can leave now.”<br>
Kikyou looked at him from the corner of her eye. ‘After those many times that you rambled on about how human emotions are weak, you seem to possess so many of them…’<br>
Meanwhile…<br>
“d**NIT YOU TWO!! YOU’RE GONNA BE SMOOSHED ON THE SIDEWALK WHEN I’M DONE BASHING YOUR FACES!!!” Yusuke shouted.