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Post by Chase on Jul 18, 2005 22:48:43 GMT -5
lol i thought this was pretty hilarious:
"The Anatomy of a Hate Mail, Part 1" by Bryan K.
So you want to write hate mail, do you? First off, you need a strong introduction, one which reinforces your vast intellect. For example:
Deer fuckrz hoo sux der m0tha's d1x,
This catches the recipient's interest, and keeps them reading, as they are now caught by your powerful use of the English language. Next, you must bring to attention the issue that has caused you so very much grief. It's a good idea to include many colorful adjectives and adverbs in your complaint, so as to carefully describe to the recipient exactly how they've so wronged you. Finally, be sure to properly use punctuation. Once again, an example:
ur cartune is teh sux!1!1eleventymillion; u prbly t00k 1+ ^ teh fh3g a$$ frum ur momz vibrtne strpon las nite u fheggot im n phat ur fuxr!! ile kil u an ur famlee if u don deleet ur site u shitfheg, im go jax 0ff now
Proper closing to your mail is always an acceptable way to finish, but an informal closing never hurts either. When it comes down to it, it's your choice whether to be professional or informal, though I recommend one that reflects the tone of your message.. To give a better idea of each, I've included two examples.
Professional Hate Mail: sinc3rcley, w1te tr45h
Informal Hate Mail: urs trulee, ssj5hulkhogan12
Congratulations, you're on your way to writing better hatemail.
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Post by Chibi-Kouga on Jul 18, 2005 23:26:25 GMT -5
PWAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Are there more? This is hillarious!
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Post by Chase on Jul 19, 2005 2:32:46 GMT -5
nope there are no more guides =P but if you look ate the "Hate mail" part at www.tlgmedia.com the guy is like a roasting master
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Post by anna on Jul 19, 2005 11:47:14 GMT -5
LOL!that was funny....hard to understand but funny
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Post by Sadi on Jul 19, 2005 14:36:27 GMT -5
LOL. Oh God, oh God... Can't stop laughing.
"Deer fuckrz hoo sux der m0tha's d1x" <---- Priceless XD!
Thanks for sharing<3...
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Post by Chibi-Kouga on Jul 19, 2005 14:38:07 GMT -5
What's really asaddening, is some people might actually follow his advice...............
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Post by Sadi on Jul 19, 2005 20:27:52 GMT -5
I worry for their poor, misguided souls, then.
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Post by Chibi-Kouga on Jul 19, 2005 20:30:03 GMT -5
roflmao
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Post by Chase on Jul 19, 2005 22:57:09 GMT -5
he wrote it because someone wrote him a hate mail that just said "Your cartoons suck"
so he did the good person thing and helped him out ^^ lol
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Post by Innocence on Jul 19, 2005 23:04:33 GMT -5
XDDD
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Post by anna on Jul 19, 2005 23:10:03 GMT -5
not anything like i would've done...
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Post by Chase on Jul 19, 2005 23:10:33 GMT -5
lol i think its genius
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Post by anna on Jul 19, 2005 23:11:26 GMT -5
me too....thats why i never would've thought of it ^_^;;
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Post by Chibi-Kouga on Jul 19, 2005 23:13:01 GMT -5
What a Nice guy!XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by Chase on Jul 19, 2005 23:22:57 GMT -5
yup
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