Interview with Sesshoumaru ^_^

[Hikari]

Ok. I made up an interview with Sesshoumaru!! Yay! It's my very own show. Anyone's aloud to add onto it if they wish! Go ahead! Well, here's the beginning:
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Hikari: Hello and welcome to our little show we got going down here!

Sammy: Woo-hoo...

Hikari: I'm Hikari

Sammy: And I'm Sammy!

Both: And this is the...the...

Sammy: Hey Hikari? What do we call this show again?

Hikari: Dunno...How bout the Evershow!

Sammy: Yay...

Both: And here's our first guest:

*Sesshoumaru walks out and the crowd goes wild!*

Hikari: Hello...what in the whoa now!?!

*strides over to Sesshoumaru*

Hikari: Can I be you're waitress? You're on my menu. *purrs.*

*Crowd still claps*

*Sammy goes and drags Hikari back over*

Sammy: You're embarrassing me, you messed up girl you.

Hikari: True. Tomboy all the way until I see...him...yummay!

*Hikari calms down after a while*

Hikari: So...Fluffy...what's it like in the fuedal era?

*Sesshoumaru is still irratated and slightly confused as he lifts an eyebrow.*

Sesshoumaru: Fluffy?...........

Hikari: He's so cute in his moment of silence...

*Lauren, Lillian, and Anna walk in.*

Lillian: There you guys are! *spots Sesshoumaru.*

Anna: Yeah...forget about us...

Lauren: *sees Sesshoumaru.* Oh my god...another gaybird.

Hikari: *glares at Lauren.* Kouga's the gaybird!

Lauren: *hits Hikari and Hikari hits back.

Lillian: Uh...cat fight....

Sammy: Don't you mean...wussy fight?

Lillian: Alrighty then. *spots a cute guy.* oh...it's the sexy beast...

Anna: OHMIGOD. I am not here right now.

*Brianne comes in. Followed by Carley whom is rolling her eyes as she stands to watch the fight with Sammy.*

*Brianne spots Sesshoumaru. Hikari sees her do so.*

Hikari: *smiles evilly. And starts saying stuff to Sess* Diggy...diggy...dawg. I mean...who let dat dog out? Somebody put a leash on him. *whistles* Come here baby!

*Brianne turns around mad*

Brianne: Grr...lay off! Mine!

Hikari: Mine!

Sesshoumaru: *irratated.* grr.............


to be continued.....^_^

[anna]

who's Anna?

[anna]

who's them other peoples?*bangs head against the wall*

[Hikari]

Don't worry. I have all the peoples listed in my thread in the Newbie section. Like I said! You can come on in and join the interview! Anyone can!! *shouts to world*

[su6arhighfreak]

Wowiez!! I wanna add to this! Hmm.. How about an interview with Inuyasha..? Puahahah!!!

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Joey: Hiyo! And welcome to the um... was it called Evershow??? Oh whatever...

Random dude: Hey! What are you doing here! Go back to your fic!

Joey: Can't. Writer's Block. =P

Random dude:... *sits down*

Joey: Right... Anyways, today I gonna be interviewing... *squints at index card* In..u...ya...ya....

Cameraman:*whispers* Psst! Inuyasha!

Joey: What? Is there something on my face?

Cameraman:*shakes his head* It says Inuyasha!

Joey: No, actually my hoodie says Aeropostale, but what does that have to do with anything?

Cameraman: Nooo! The INDEX CARD says Inuyasha!

Joey: WHAT?! THE OOMPA LOOMPAS ARE PLANNING TO FIRE A BAZOOKA RIGHT INTO LUCA?!?!

Cameraman:*slaps his forehead* -_-;;;

Random dude:*stands up again* He's trying to tell you that you're going to be interviewing Inuyasha!! *sits down*

Joey:*blinks* Ooohhh!!! Well, why didn't you just say so?

Cameraman:*gets held back by security guards as he tries to kill her*

Joey: Okay, so today, I'll be interviewing this Inuyasha dude!

Inuyasha:*gets pushed out onto the stage* Hey! Where am I?!

Joey: You're on Evershow!!!

Inuyasha: I want to leave!

Joey: Well you can't!

Inuyasha: Says who?!

Joey: Says me!

Inuyasha: Oh yeah?!

Joey: Yeah!

Inuyasha: OH YEAH?!?!

Joey: STOP SHOUTING AT ME!!!

Inuyasha: I'M NOT SHOUTING AT YOU!!! YOU'RE SHOUTING AT ME!!!

Joey: NUH-UH!!! SEE!! YOU'RE SHOUTING AT ME RIGHT NOW!!!

Inuyahsa: THAT'S CAUSE YOU'RE SHOUTING AT ME!!!

Joey: YOU SHOUTED AT ME FIRST!!!

Inuyasha: YOU WOULDN'T LET ME LEAVE!!!

Joey: IT'S AN INTERVIEW!!! AND I TOLD YOU TO STOP SHOUTING AT ME!!!!

Inuyasha: WELL MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO BE 'INTERVIEWED'!!! AND YOU'RE SHOUTING AT ME TOO!!!

Audience:*cricket* *cricket* o.O;;

Random dude:*stands up once more* BOTH OF YOU STOP SHOUTING!!!

Both: WHY DON'T YOU?!?!

Random dude: @#$%@#$@#!!!!!! JUST GET ON WITH THE #^#$%# SHOW ALREADY!!!!!!

Joey: Tch. Fine! >=P *takes out microphone*

Inuyasha: Hurry up then! I wanna get out of here!

Joey:*reads index cards* So In-u-ya-sha...

Inuyasha:....

Joey: When was the last time you bathed?

Inuyasha:*surprised* What kind of question is that?!

Joey: I don't know! I'm not the one writing these!! Now answer the question! *holds microphone up to him*

Inuyahsa:*growls* Well, the last time I bathed was 50 years-

Joey: DON'T TOUCH MY MICROPHONE!!!!

Inuyasha: I DIDN'T, YOU STUPID GIRL!!!

Joey: ATLEAST I BATHE EVERYDAY!!!

Inuyasha: MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO!! *flaps his arms around*

Joey: OMFG!!! THE STENCH!!!! YOU CAN ATLEAST USE SOME DEODORANT!!!!

*The two continue to argue*

Random dude:*stands up yet again* Well, as you can tell, this isn't gonna go anywhere. So please, advice to everyone, never let Joey host a talkshow. *sits down and an anvil drops on his head* x.X


Whee!! That was fun! ^.^

[Hikari]

LOL! Good one! *tweaks Inuyasha's ears.*

[Katana]

O.O

[MeganMiyu]

o_0 *stands beside Kinryou and nudges*
anousa....entertaining show, ne?

[anna]

hehehehehehehe