Post by su6arhighfreak on Apr 9, 2004 17:37:12 GMT -5
Yeah... I"m the fish around here (Ranking: Human >.< ) so I'm just gonna take Kinryou's advice and start posting a whole lot! I was thinking to start out with the roleplaying thingy-mabobber cuz lots of ppl go here. Anyways, read on! ^.^
Kikyou walked peacefully through the forest. The birds were chirping, the animals chattered, and the air was filled with the sweet aroma of oak. The miko eventually reached a nearby stream. She sat down against a boulder and closed her eyes to rest.
Suddenly, there was a rustle in the bushes. Kikyou's eyes shot open and she glared towards the direction of the sound, gripping her bow.
"Who's there?!"
A young girl hopped out from behind the bushes. She looked as if she was from Kagome's time.
Kikyou's eyes softened. "Little girl, are you lost?"
The girl put on one of the cheesiest smiles ever and pulled out a large suitcase from out of nowhere.
"Of course I'm not lost! I'm here to sell you something!"
The miko raised an eyebrow. "Sell me something?"
The little girl opened up the case and pulled out an advertisement board.
She began with a deep voice, "Are you dead? Is an evil monkey man after you?"
Kikyou blinked.
"Buy our DEAD-MIKO-WANTS-TO-KILL-EX-AND-REINCARNATION Insurance!"
"Young one, are you mocking me?"
"If that doesn't suit your taste, then join the Young, Dead, and Loveless club! There, you will find your soulmate and live the life you've always wanted!" The girl explained, pulling out a picture of Suikotsu.
"Look, I do not have time for this nonse-"
"Or would you like to buy a movie? Dawn of the Dead hits number one in the theatres of hell!"
Kikyou was getting mad now.
The girl's smile was now turning demented. Her hair broke out of its original pigtails and was now floating around wildly. "Buy... BUY!!! YOU MUST BUY SOMETHING!!!" she screeched.
Kikyou reached for her bow and pulled out an arrow, aiming it at the girl's head. "Foolish demon..."
The girl shrieked when she saw the sacred arrow. She picked up her suitcase and ran. But just as she turned around, she hit a tree, causing rabid squirrels to fall out and maul her to death.
Our favorite miko looked a bit surprised at what had just happend. She walked over to the corpse and opened the suitcase which layed next to it.
Inside was stuffed with many goods and treats.
"Hmm...." Kikyou thought for a moment. She then decided to go look for some customers....
~*~*~
Puahaha!!! Kikyou's gonna go sell things! You decide what happens next... >=D
Kikyou walked peacefully through the forest. The birds were chirping, the animals chattered, and the air was filled with the sweet aroma of oak. The miko eventually reached a nearby stream. She sat down against a boulder and closed her eyes to rest.
Suddenly, there was a rustle in the bushes. Kikyou's eyes shot open and she glared towards the direction of the sound, gripping her bow.
"Who's there?!"
A young girl hopped out from behind the bushes. She looked as if she was from Kagome's time.
Kikyou's eyes softened. "Little girl, are you lost?"
The girl put on one of the cheesiest smiles ever and pulled out a large suitcase from out of nowhere.
"Of course I'm not lost! I'm here to sell you something!"
The miko raised an eyebrow. "Sell me something?"
The little girl opened up the case and pulled out an advertisement board.
She began with a deep voice, "Are you dead? Is an evil monkey man after you?"
Kikyou blinked.
"Buy our DEAD-MIKO-WANTS-TO-KILL-EX-AND-REINCARNATION Insurance!"
"Young one, are you mocking me?"
"If that doesn't suit your taste, then join the Young, Dead, and Loveless club! There, you will find your soulmate and live the life you've always wanted!" The girl explained, pulling out a picture of Suikotsu.
"Look, I do not have time for this nonse-"
"Or would you like to buy a movie? Dawn of the Dead hits number one in the theatres of hell!"
Kikyou was getting mad now.
The girl's smile was now turning demented. Her hair broke out of its original pigtails and was now floating around wildly. "Buy... BUY!!! YOU MUST BUY SOMETHING!!!" she screeched.
Kikyou reached for her bow and pulled out an arrow, aiming it at the girl's head. "Foolish demon..."
The girl shrieked when she saw the sacred arrow. She picked up her suitcase and ran. But just as she turned around, she hit a tree, causing rabid squirrels to fall out and maul her to death.
Our favorite miko looked a bit surprised at what had just happend. She walked over to the corpse and opened the suitcase which layed next to it.
Inside was stuffed with many goods and treats.
"Hmm...." Kikyou thought for a moment. She then decided to go look for some customers....
~*~*~
Puahaha!!! Kikyou's gonna go sell things! You decide what happens next... >=D
